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Besides being the second movie ever scored by former Oingo Boingo Danny Elfman, Rodney Dangerfield’s epic Back to School taught us all that getting Kurt Vonnegut to write your paper on Kurt Vonnegut doesn’t work.

It also drove home what we all now know to be true which is that college was the best time of our lives and that we should have found any means possible not to leave.

So those of us who are out have to share with those of you still rushing to make class on time that the real world is not all it’s cracked up to be and fraught with peril. Besides that, there are no jobs for you so avoid it as long as possible.

For those of us who have left academia behind, all is not lost. As the collegians flock back to school, RealTouch celebrates with Back to Schoolgirls.

First we recommend Morgan Layne who’s Fresh Outta High School.

Matriculate then to the triple threat of Carmen McCarthy, Sophia Lynn, and Marissa Mendoza in various scenes from Schoolgirl P.O.V.

Then graduate to Naughty College School Girls featuring the lovely Paige Love.

And when that pretty young thing tells you her favorite subject is poetry, respond with the words of Dangerfield’s Thornton Melon, “Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.”

Remember, all exams are oral.