Former freelance paramour Holly Hill says that marriages can be saved if women would let their husbands cheat in something she calls “negotiated infidelity”. Though she only dabbled in her mistress for hire business for a year, and her real name isn’t inspired by a small town in the South Carolina swamplands, it was enough to pen a book called Sugarbabe.
In a CNN interview this week pushing the book, Hill argued for managed adultery, positing that, “a woman that negotiates infidelity with her partner is far more powerful than a woman who is sitting home wondering why he’s late from the office Christmas party,” because “it’s better to walk the dog on a leash than let it escape through an unseen hole in the back fence.”
Nice theory but this kind of story always ends with one corner of the triangle boiling your pet rabbit.
But there is a way to outsource sexual pleasure without the other woman (or man if that’s what floats your boat). And, to quote the great philosopher/singer Jim Stafford, you can “take a trip and never leave the farm.”
RealTouch offers an authentic physical and mental sexual experience that’s both satisfying and guilt free. You can have great sex with one or one hundred of the most beautiful and adventurous women you like. It’s negotiated infidelity where there’s no infidelity.
Reviews are mixed on her book but not on RealTouch. And it’s a lot less expensive than alimony.
Trust us. We have more experience at what we do than Miss Hill did at her job.
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