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Officially, the purpose of National Recreation and Parks Month, which concludes on the 31st, is “to showcase and invite community participation in quality leisure activities for all segments of the population.” But while the folks in the Smokey the Bear hats mean for time for you and your family to get outside and enjoy America’s national parks, we fully endorse staying inside and recreate with your RealTouch.

Then again, if you’ve got one of those Battlestar Galactica-sized motor homes and a solid wireless connection, take RealTouch on the road and bon voyage. (Just not while driving please.)

If you still want to get your outdoor fix while staying indoors, we recommend Cassie Cortland in Scene 2 from Mary Carey for Governor. Her peaks are beautiful and she’s guaranteed to get a geyser from your Old Faithful.

International acclaim for RealTouch continues to grow. After write-ups and TV reports in media from countries including England, Australia, Germany, Italy and Greece among others, RealTouch is featured in popular Polish magazine Twój Weekend’s story on sex and technology in the 21st Century. They keep writing about it and it’s not even for sale in Europe yet.

What can we say? RealTouch was made to keep poles happy.

In this month of the grand Tour de France, we pause to pay homage to Freddie Mercury and Queen. No greater tribute to the cyclism has ever been put to music than in “Bicycle Race” from the 1978 album Jazz.

We love Le Tour and its picturesque path through the Alps and Pyrenees but the image forever etched in our minds when the word bicycle is mentioned has to be the poster of 65 beautifully naked women perched on bikes ready to race around Wimbledon Stadium celebrating the single release of “Bicycle Race” and the flip side hit, “Fat Bottomed Girls”.

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties, oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls, they’ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties, oh yeah
On your marks, get set, go

We don’t have the bikes but we do have many bodacious bottoms at RealTouch.com, including for all you Francophiles out there, the lovely Melissa Lauren, an AVN award winner who comes from the Charente-Maritime region on the west coast of France, which is… wait for it… this is our Kevin Bacon moment… the home of cyclist Jacques Bossis who proudly wore the Maillot Jaune (yellow jersey) of Le Tour for one day in 1978.

The Tour ends in Paris on July 25 but you can end in Paris (Hilton) all summer with RealTouch. So check out Paris, Melissa and all the other fat bottomed girls at RealTouch real soon.

What can one say about Portland?

A hub of the great Pacific Northwest, it’s the biggest city in Oregon – a state which once had billboards at their southern border asking northbound travelers on Interstate 5 not to “Californicate Our State”. Portland has been called “Beervana”, renown for its large number of microbreweries and microdistilleries, not to mention its penchant for caffeination.

But for a coin toss between the eastern bred founding fathers in the mid-1800’s, it could have been known as Boston, Oregon rather than being named after Portland, Maine, a fate which would have required silly accents and a distant yet resolute loathing of the New York Yankees.

As a well known as a hub of American DIY (do it yourself) culture and a Chinese restaurant called Hung Far Low, can it be any surprise that the City of Roses is home to the annual – yes, they do this on a regular basis – Portland Masturbate-a-thon, a hands-on event dedicated to the glory of being one with oneself.

Featured at this year’s rub-a-dub was RealTouch, the most sophisticated personal pleasure device ever specifically created for men. Wax-on, wax-off instigator Theresa Reed, a sexpert and writer better known as Darklady, says that RealTouch was a traffic-stopper as quality sex toys for men are rare.

“Everyone seemed to stop and ponder the RealTouch. Several things caught people’s attention immediately: the size of the RealTouch, of course, and it’s attractive, sturdy, non-“sex toy” look. Everyone was fascinated and wanted to see it in action. Much discussion took place about possible case color alternatives, including a clear plastic case that would allow users and voyeurs to see the machine at work.”

One device was scooped up in a silent auction by a lad named William who described his experiences with the high tech pleasure device as feeling “great” and that he was “impressed by the sheer number of sensations” it can produce. Engaged with the real time sensations that he watched in the videos, he gave what he calls the “swirly blowjob” high marks.

Portland may have been built on top of an extinct Plio-Pleistocene volcanic field known as the Boring Lava Field but we say there’s nothing humdrum about this burg. That’s why it’s our RealTouch City of the Month.

What’s the matter Ace? She won’t let you past second base and you’re hankering for a home run. It’s national Sports Cliché Week and as well all know, sports are just a metaphor for sex, something to do until we get laid.

When the announcer says, “It’s been a tale of two halves”, we know that you’re thinking. “I’d like a half with two tails”.

There’s no “I” in team and there’s no “I” in RealTouch either but there can be a you. RealTouch can dig deep, suck it up, crank it up, turn it up a notch, and step up to the next level.

They may have to come together as a team but you can do it by yourself. Come to play, or just play to come.

On any given day a tie is like kissing your sister but with RealTouch you can do more than that.

It’s not over ’til it’s over so bring you’re A-game, give it all you’ve got and remember, “It isn’t over until the fat lady comes.”

RealTouch is a sex toy for the ages.

You know we are big believers in freedom here at RealTouch, so we just wanted to throw some love the way of our friend John Stagliano who’s in DC this week, dealing with some trouble. He’s a legend in adult entertainment and he’s legendary with good cause. Enjoy some of his work with these clips from our RealTouch library:


   

This past weekend, the F.A.M.E (Fans of Adult Media & Entertainment) Awards were held this weekend as part of this year’s LA EXXXOTICA Expo. It honored fan favorites over the last year and since it was a showcase of the best in the business, many of those lucky ladies grace the silvery screens of RealTouch as well.

You can check on “Hottest Body” Teagan Presley in scenes such as Anal Prostitutes On Video, or Alexis Texas‘s famous ass in Big Wet Asses 14.

We have plenty of scenes where you can test drive Jenna Haze‘s anal talents or Sasha Grey‘s oral technique, thanks to our innovative haptic system, so you can be the final judge on whether they deserved the accolades.

The fans who voted for FAME might think Lexi Belle is underrated, but we know better! She has showed up as one of the most popular stars on RealTouch.com for several months now, proving what we already knew: RealTouch users are really ‘in touch’ with the what’s happening in adult entertainment — in more ways than one!

And, of course, we give you all you could want of favorite MILF, Lisa Ann. She’s like our spokeswoman or something!

Congrats go out to the ladies and the fans who rightly voted them at the top of their field.

It’s hard to believe that it was only a mere 35 years ago when the first celebration of Nude Recreation Week took place. My, how time flies when all you’re wearing is a watch.

And in this month of our Independence Day, it’s important to take a moment to remember that sunbathing in the altogether and skinny dipping has had a long history in the land of the free. Presidents John Quincy Adams and Teddy Roosevelt used to swim “liberated” in the Potomac river. And it’s said that Benjamin Franklin greatly enjoyed his daily outdoor “air baths” wearing just his birthday suit, encouraging others to do so as well. And it’s no secret that President Obama is prone to a beer in the buff every now and then.

It must be a fulfilling experience. According to a national study done a couple of years back, 12% of adults responded that they consider a resort that offered a nude recreation experience extremely desirable, compared to only 10% of adults saying the same about a golf vacation, and only 6% saying the same about a tennis vacation.

Now if you want to play with your putter while nude, we recommend RealTouch. Check out all the wonderful naked ladies you can play with at RealTouch.com.

It’s always clothing optional in the world of RealTouch.

Want to know who’s hot on RealTouch.com this summer? We have those answers! So whether you’re into Sasha Grey or Lisa Ann, check out our list of popular stars and see what your fellow RealTouch owners are thinking:  


  
  
  
  
  

Here’s a shout-out to Dr. Jenni Skyler in beautiful Boulder, Colorado for her article in the Boulder Weekly suggesting that Congress add orgasm to health care reform, positing that orgasm has demonstrated physical and mental health benefits. And it has to be better than going macrobiotic. WTF is macrobiotic anyway?

Excerpted from her column, Dr. Skyler, Ph.D., MSEd, a sex therapist and board-certified sexologist, wrote, “As Washington argues about our health care system, we citizens of Boulder can claim bragging rights for being one of the most happy and healthy cities in the nation. We have it covered when it comes to diet, exercise, mountains and meditation. However, we may have to periodically remind ourselves that high quality health also includes sexual health.”

“What would our country look like if health care reform included affordable services for all people to be orgasmic? From a public health approach, we’d emphasize primary prevention of illness using orgasm as preventive medicine. This does not mean more hand-jobs on street corners.” (Note to self, see if hand jobs on the corner are in the Boulder vacation guide.) “Rather, this entails sophisticated sexuality education about healthy and pleasurable sexual relationships with yourself and others. Then, perhaps, you can better your hand-jobs at home.”

Here’s the good doctor’s rationale.

“Because orgasm has several evidence based health benefits, we would also save money in health care tax dollars. Endorphins released with orgasm relieve tension and stress, and help manage pain and headaches.

“Orgasmic muscle tension also burns calories — not as much as a stationary bicycle class, but certainly more comfortable for your genitals. Post-orgasm relaxation supports better sleeping and helps curb cravings for junk food and cigarettes.”

Dr. Skyler believes it is feasible to heal our nation with orgasm. And she says Boulder can lead the way, noting that the Colorado town has the most alternative health practitioners and therapists per square mile. She quotes another Boulder based sex therapist Deb Rubin who calls orgasm “the balance between complete surrender to sensual stimulation and compete permission of pleasure.”

At RealTouch, we’re all about permission to have pleasure so thank you Dr. Skyler and Ms. Rubin. When it’s covered by your health insurance, we’ll let you know.