What are a redneck’s last words?
“Hey y’all, watch this!”
We’re not sure where this holiday came from – perhaps Hillary Clinton started it in honor of her husband – but today is Stupid Guy Thing Day.
There are only two reasons that men do stupid things – sex and boredom. And for the most part, the pursuit of the first and the lack of success in that endeavor creates the second.
So logic says that if you’re having sex, there’s a higher probability that you won’t (save for screaming out the wrong name) do something stupid.
Therefore, in order to make the world a less stupid place, we’d like to recommend that you have all the sex you want, with as many people as you want. But isn’t that irresponsible you say and probably not all that achievable?
Not so. With a RealTouch. You could be having sex right now with Ashlynn Brooke.
In the words of the great philosopher Forrest Gump’s mother, “Stupid is as stupid does.” So don’t be stupid, get a RealTouch.
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