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We’ve already talked to you about two of the newest ways you can enjoy RealTouch, by choosing either the 7-day or unlimited rental options. And, of course, there is the classic by-minute streaming method which many of us ascribe to. But there’s also one more way to experience the haptic pleasure RealTouch has to offer. And since it’s free, consider it our gift to you, all of our great customers!

That’s right — if you haven’t noticed it already, there is a ‘free to use’ track available for you in the members area of RealTouch.com. Once you’re logged in, go to your “My Content” tab and you will see a “Free Usage” tab next to the ones for your rentals and favorites. Ta da! A free haptic track for your use whenever you want.

Of course, it’s not quite the entire RealTouch experience since it doesn’t include any video content, but it will get your RealTouch device revved up and goin’ when you need a little something. Enjoy!

Take a journey between the thighs of the prettiest pinup princesses ever! Live from the pages of your favorite jack off mag, the most beautiful centerfolds in the world get wild and get to know YOUR COCK! Sure we all like spreads, just not the kind that fold out of some boring slap mag. This is up close, in your face fucking, pussy stretching, throat fucking and ass stuffing, all captured in jizz glistening detail from your point of view! Grab your cock, push play, and take the POV plunge!

POV is all about putting you in the action, but that dream has finally become a reality with RealTouch. Do more than imagine yourself down the throat of one of these beauties — feel what’s it like!

  

The word of the day on Dictionary.com Thursday – haptic. Well that’s the word every day at RealTouch.com where haptic technology is what makes RealTouch the first device for men that delivers an authentic sexual experience.

The word came about somewhere around 1895 from the Greek word haptikós, meaning able to grasp or perceive. Well, RealTouch grasps so you don’t have to and the perception in your mind is anyone of the hundreds of stars that you want it to be.

The other word of the day for RealTouch owners – “Oh my God!” Yeah, we know that’s actually three words but they get said a lot.

Last month, we ran an ad in the Harvard Lampoon, mainly as a lark; little did we know the response we’d get when the issue ran and Harvard men found RealTouch staring back at them from the sea of jokes, articles, and energy drink ads.

“We never expected to see any kind of noticeable return,” explains Suzann Knudsen, our Communications Director of Publicity and Social Media. “But then we got calls from students — they were interested in RealTouch academically. Technology students wanted to know more about the haptics involved in the RealTouch system, while social science students were interested in the cultural phenomena of it. We were definitely floored.”

While this wasn’t RealTouch’s first brush with academic greatness, it was definitely nice to be noticed once again, especially since we’re pretty sure we’ve got a bunch of devices en route to Cambridge right now. Especially nice is the fact that our ad and its success got covered in the Boston Herald, too.

I knew they grew ‘em smart up there!

What are a redneck’s last words?

“Hey y’all, watch this!”

We’re not sure where this holiday came from – perhaps Hillary Clinton started it in honor of her husband – but today is Stupid Guy Thing Day.

There are only two reasons that men do stupid things – sex and boredom. And for the most part, the pursuit of the first and the lack of success in that endeavor creates the second.

So logic says that if you’re having sex, there’s a higher probability that you won’t (save for screaming out the wrong name) do something stupid.

Therefore, in order to make the world a less stupid place, we’d like to recommend that you have all the sex you want, with as many people as you want. But isn’t that irresponsible you say and probably not all that achievable?

Not so. With a RealTouch. You could be having sex right now with Ashlynn Brooke.

In the words of the great philosopher Forrest Gump’s mother, “Stupid is as stupid does.” So don’t be stupid, get a RealTouch.

RealTouch recently launched new ways to enjoy our products, including an option that lets you rent a scene for an unlimited amount of time! For $29.95, you can experience one scene as many times as you’d like for the life of your time with us. Have you found a favorite experience that you keep watching over and over? This is the perfect solution, so you can continue to it enjoy without having to pay to stream it again.

Want to purchase an unlimited rental? Just click on the shopping cart icon on the scene in question, the choose to add the unlimited rental to your shopping cart or use the “Buy It Now” option to make the purchase. Once it’s yours, you can find the scene waiting for you under the “My Content” tab.

We also introduced the 7-day rental option, too, for any of you not ready to make the commitment of an unlimited rental quite yet!

In a Men’s Health magazine quiz, they asked readers: True or False. Masturbation yields the strongest orgasm.

The answer: True.

But the magazine also said that’s not a “hard and fast rule”, without indicating whether the pun was intended. Expert doctor Jon L. Pryor, M.D., a professor of urologic surgery at the University of Minnesota, noted, “It depends on the individual. For some it does, but for others, there’s nothing that beats good ol’ intercourse.”

A little non-committal there doc but other experts say that this may be because you know what your body and mind want more than your partner does.

We couldn’t agree more.

What makes RealTouch unique is that it brings together the best of both situations. It’s (unless you bring it into your relationship) a solo that feels like a duet. You get that authentic feel of being with another person but all the benefits you desire of when, where and who (among the hundreds of stars and more than a thousand scenes in the RealTouch library, maybe even one with a librarian. We’re just sayin’.)

When you find the star, the scene, the sensations that blow your mind among other things, you can lock it in with the new unlimited and 7-day rental options for everlasting bliss on demand. And the best part is that all of the other scenes in the continually-growing collection are always there for you to try.

So is RealTouch the ultimate orgasm? You tell us.

At RealTouch, we know that sometimes love knows no color, so here we have some of our hottest interracial scenes ready for you to experience. No matter if you’re chocolate or vanilla, there is something here to whet your appetite:

 
 

Did you know that RealTouch has a category featuring stars from the 1990s? Well, we do!

Based on customer feedback we received, we found that many of you are looking for the stars that got your motor running before Y2K, so we were glad to oblige with scenes featuring those very ladies. So, if your heart is still pining for Jenna Fine, Ryan Conner, or Silvia Saint, they are waiting for you!

Make sure you explore all of the categories available on RealTouch.com because, with hundreds of stars and scenes represented, there is always something new and exciting to find.


Photo of Silvia Saint courtesy of New Sensations

RealTouch recently launched new ways to enjoy our products, including an option that lets you rent a scene for a full seven days! For a low price of $9.95, you can experience one scene as many times as you’d like. There are 168 hours in one week — that is a lot of experience right there!

Want to try a 7-day rental out for yourself? Just click on the shopping cart icon on the scene in question, the choose to add the 7-day rental to your shopping cart or use the “Buy It Now” option to make the purchase. Once it’s yours, you can find the scene waiting for you under the “My Content” tab. Under the rental will be a countdown lock, letting you know how much time you have left on your rental.

And if after 7 days, you still want more of the same scene, there’s always the unlimited option!