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This weekend marks the unofficial start of the summer season and we couldn’t be more happy to see the sun and fun start! Whether you’re heading to the beach or have a big barbeque planned, everyone here at RealTouch wishes you a great holiday weekend, and we hope you remember to squeeze a little (self) pleasure out of your extra day off!

These girls might not have to crack open any books for the summer, but they definitely aren’t giving up on learning a thing or two. Or maybe they’re the teachers, because they seem to have a good idea of what they’re doing, if you know what we mean. And if you don’t, you will, after your RealTouch puts you into the action of one of these steamy scenarios:

Not too long ago, we launched several new ways for you to enjoy your RealTouch, including the free to use track and the rental options. We are happy to announce that these new features are even more wildly popular than we’d expected!

From our official press release on the subject:

Content sales have exploded for the RealTouch personal pleasure device since the launch of new purchase option features three weeks ago, according to the system’s owner, AEBN.

RealTouch is a personal pleasure device for men that is on the leading edge of experiential entertainment. It uses advanced haptic technology to integrate online adult video-on-demand with a device that allows a man to experience the action he sees while watching a video.

Adding to its foundation of pay-per-minute sales, RealTouch introduced two “all-you-can-watch” options that allow customers unlimited access to specially encoded Video on Demand (VOD) clips during either a 7-day rental or unlimited lifetime basis.

“Both options are doing very well, but the unlimited option has been the dominant choice on an almost 4 to 1 basis, with many customers buying several at a time,” says RealTouch product manager Scott Rinaldo. “Overall RealTouch VOD usage is up. People know what they like and are committing to it.”

The RealTouch library currently features about 1,000 scenes and hundreds of stars, a number that increases every week. All video is haptically encoded in a painstaking process that can take up to eight hours for a single 10 to 15 minute scene, in order to give users the exact sensation they are watching on the screen, including warmth, texture, moistness and other characteristics.

“We also added a free-to-use feature that doesn’t include the video integration,” says Rinaldo, “but what we’ve seen is that while that track has been accessed, our customers appreciate and overwhelmingly prefer the immersive and authentic sexual experience that gives them sight, sound and touch. RealTouch is as much about the mind as it is about the body.”

The new features have also led to increased sales of the $199 device. With growing acceptance for men’s products and more high quality products on the market, RealTouch is unique in its ability to provide the immersive and hands free experience.

Rinaldo says RealTouch is the ultimate “what you see is what you feel technology. We’re thrilled at the response to the new features and will continue to provide our customers with the greatest experience possible.”

We promised to post the winner of our limerick contest and here it is!

We want to thank everyone who sent us their dirty RealTouch related rhymes, and send special congrats over to our friend Jim A., who sent in this winning entry:

I’m so tired of relationship wrecks
With girls out there way too complex
It’s a RealTouch I need
So I won’t have to plead
Now I sit home all day and have sex.

Jim will receive some free RealTouch time for his masterpiece, which we’re sure he’ll put to very good use.

Again, thanks to everyone who participated!

Celebrate a decade of five-fingered pleasure, meet hot porn stars, check out the latest in solo sex technology — including RealTouch! — and raise money for sex-positive causes!

Darklady hosted the first, informal, Portland Masturbate-a-thon in her now-infamous Pirate Flag House in 2001, introducing a new level of sensual decadence to the city of rosy palms. This year’s ‘thon will be far more spacious and upscale; taking place on two stories of a hot nightclub, complete with two full bars, affordable kitchen menu, luxurious leather furnishings, and brass stripper poles. Dress to impress. Favorite past party themed costumes encouraged.

Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and get $5 off entry. Saturday, June 12, 2010 6:00 pm – TBD 720 SE Hawthorne Blvd. Portland, OR

RSVP Absolutely Required Lower level fully accessible Ages 21 and older only

$60 – Street Clothes
$25 – Decadent, Previous-Party, Fetish, Alluring, or Dressy Attire Bring a donation for Esther’s Pantry and get $5 off entry.

Cash & in-kind sponsorships, auction items & prizes of all kinds welcome.

BENEFICIARIES:
Esther’s Pantry
Free Speech Alliance
Woodhull Freedom Foundation

Today is Victoria Day for our friends north of the border, so we decided to celebrate by highlighting some of the country’s hottest exports.

I’m sure many of our American readers didn’t even realize that some of their favorite stars hail from Canada. To just name a few: Nikki Benz, raised in Toronto; Lanny Barbie, a French-Canadian beauty; and, Shyla Stylez, who is originally from the Canadian province British Columbia.

And of course, one of our favorite blond bombshells — the one, the only Pamela Anderson is Canadian, as well.

So, Americans, honor our northern neighbors on this holiday…with a little RealTouch time!


Photo of Nikki Benz courtesy of Third Degree Films

RealTouch offers you every kind of experience you could imagine, including a steamy night with one of these Big Beautiful Women, if you so desire. Here are a few of the luscious ladies who are waiting for you on RealTouch:

If you haven’t sent us your RealTouch related limerick for our RHYME TIME contest, tomorrow is the last day you can do so!

After tomorrow, we’ll choose our favorite and the winner will get [15] free minutes on his RealTouch account. No cost to enter or limit on entries so let your inner poet out for a while and have at it.

All submissions must be sent to contests@realtouch.com by end of day Thursday! Winners will be announced on the blog by Wednesday, May 26, 2010.

Does it surprise anyone that most of our users wanted to be in Paris in April? We think not! So while the hotel heiress took top place this past month, there was a whole lot of other belles at the RealTouch ball. Here they are:




     

   

   

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a penis but no one to suck it
Didn’t worry too much
‘Cause he bought a RealTouch
And now has thousands of reasons to fuck it

Yes, National Limerick Day is upon us this Wednesday, May 12. Scholars have held that the true limerick as a folk form is most always obscene, that the clean limerick is but a periodic fad and object of magazine contests, rarely rising above mediocrity. Couldn’t agree more.

To celebrate, we’re asking you to rise up, get bawdy and send us your favorite RealTouch inspired rhymes. We’ll choose our favorite and the winner will get [15] free minutes on his RealTouch account. No cost to enter or limit on entries so let your inner poet out for a while and have at it.

All submissions must be sent to contests@realtouch.com by end of day on Thursday, May 20, 2010. Winners will be announced on the blog by Wednesday, May 26, 2010.


Need more inspiration…?


There once was a woman named Palin
Who claimed that the country was ailin’
A roguish young lass
With an fine Northern ass
Get a RealTouch and her you’d be nailin’.


Rules: By submitting an entry to RealTouch, you agree that you are at least 18 years of age and that such content is legal in your community, that the work is your own, and that RealTouch has your permission to repost it. All entries must be in by midnight on Thursday, May 20, 2010. The prize of [15] free minutes (one each for Straight and Gay blog) on RealTouch has no cash value and is non-transferable; there is no substitute prize. These minutes can only be used by registered RealTouch owners. If a non-owner wins, that person will have 30 days from the announcement of the winner to become a registered owner in order to claim their prize. Not responsible for lost or undelivered entries. Judging is at the sole discretion of the RealTouch resident poet laureate.