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We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I’ve left to do
Discover me
Discovering you
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I’ll use my hands)
Your body is a wonderland

So sings John Mayer in his tribute to mutual physical exploration. So true, so true… but one thing you should also wonder about these days is where that body has been.

You know, it’s a scary world out there at times and April is STD Awareness Month. If only they had that before Columbus and his lusty crew gave the new world the gift that keeps on giving… or did they give it to him.

In the international blame game, syphilis had been called the “French disease” in Italy and Germany, and the French call it the “Italian disease”. In addition, the Dutch called it the “Spanish disease”, the Russians labeled it the “Polish disease”, the Turks called it the “Christian disease” and the Tahitians called it the “British disease”, which was a great relief to the artist Paul Gauguin who missed the bullet on that one (the blame that is, he got the disease). The bottom line here is that syphilis and all of its insidious cousins travel well. No matter what you call it or who gave it to who first, we are most definitely aware that you don’t want this or any one of the sexually transmitted afflictions we’ll quaintly call The Itchiest Catch (in our homage to the Discovery Channel).

That’s why so many men are already hooking up with RealTouch, the feel-good story of the year. The high tech, high reward RealTouch is 100% STD free, the safest and, you tell us, perhaps the greatest sex of all. It’s easy to use, quick to clean, and ready to go again when you are.

RealTouch delivers the mindblowing, authentic sexual experience you want without the downside: mindless conversation, expensive dinners, hours of begging, and a potential trip to the clinic for a shot. Perhaps they should call it RealTouch Awareness Month.

Of course, RealTouch is great for fulfilling your fantasies about your favorite current stars, but you know what else it can do? Give you a new appreciation for the classics, of course!

There are some adult stars whose names will never fade from our collective, and now those stars are within your reach just as if they were one of today’s top performers. So until science gives us a time machine so you can go back to the 1970s and try your hand at seducing one of these ladies, RealTouch is the next best thing.

And even with a time machine, it’s still probably your best odds so just sit back and enjoy the ride down memory lane…

 
 

If you’re going to be in LA this weekend, you can check us out at this year’s ADULTCON!

Since 2001, ADULTCON has been America’s erotic adult fan fair dedicated to meeting the most Adult entertainers in person in one place. Thousands of fans flock to the yearly events for a chance to meet their favorite stars and this year, RealTouch will be in town for the show! Reps for RealTouch will be in Los Angeles April 9th and 10th where they will be giving live demos of the product for attendees.

If you’ve missed your chance up to now to see RealTouch in action and you plan to attend the show, this is your chance! We hope to see you there!

To commemorate International Beaver Day, celebrated every April 7, we here at RealTouch want to give a shout out to those furry little creatures that make the world a better place. This day celebrates the species that restores the most valuable terrestrial ecosystem—wetlands. And that’s something we can all agree on, there’s nothing better than a wet beaver.

In honor of this global holiday, skip the Animal Channel tribute and fire up your RealTouch.

We recommend you leave it to beaver with these RealTouch stars who don’t have a brother named Wally, such as crossover star Sasha Grey, 70s legend Christy Canyon, the wonder from down under, Cytherea, Rucca Page, far eastern delights Katsuni and Rei Himekawa as well as Russian hottie Gabanna who’s rockin’ it with Rocco Siffredi.

There are thousands of stars and scenes on RealTouch so have a nice beaver hunt on this special day.

Ava Rose, a striking blue-eyed brunette, joined Adam and Eve as an exclusive contract girl for the adult company. A native of Alaska, Ava joined the business around the same time as her sister, Mia. An agent approached both girls on MySpace. Ava had already been working as a stripper and she has revealed that she had a wild reputation in high school. The sisters have appeared in several scenes with each other, but have never interacted. In the XXX business since 2006, Ava was a 2007 nominee for AVN’s prestigious “Best New Starlet” award and has since garnered their recognition three more times, all in 2009: one for Best Threeway Sex Scene (Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant, in which she starred) and two for Best Group Sex Scene (Dark City and Roller Dollz). Clearly, Ava plays well with others.

After her Adam & Eve contract expired in July 2008, Ava became a free agent represented by L.A. Direct Models. She has become very famous in the industry for having one of the biggest and best asses you’ll ever see on a white girl… and the rest of her is pretty damned hot too!



Ava Rose in the RealTouch Theater

Ava is currently featured in two scenes available in the RealTouch theater, from the films Massive Asses 4 and Whack Jobs 4.

   

That’s right TMZ fans, you too can now love Paris in the springtime as the heiress who put the hot in hotel, makes her RealTouch debut.

Currently, two critically acclaimed selections from Hotel Heiress: The Paris Hilton Sex Tape are live in the celebrities category of the RealTouch library including her gritty film noire amore which demonstrates that the peacetime integration of military nightvision technology is a good thing and the full Technicolor scene of the noted pop culture princess passing her oral exams. Gripping, absolutely gripping… as well as some tugging and stroking.

While you’re there, check out the other scandal queens in the Celebrities section such as lovely lifeguard and celebrity dancer Pamela Anderson, former WWE wrestler in One Night in China, and Tiger’s tail Joslyn James and Holly Sampson.

You asked for it, you got it. Feel the love with Paris Hilton with RealTouch.