Real Touch Blog

Yes, it’s Arbor Day but we had promised ourselves not to take the obvious path with some lame “Got (Tiger) Woods” reference to his dalliances on the dark side with two RealTouch encoded lovelies, Joslyn James and Holly Sampson.

But that resolve only lasted until we saw this quote from the golden child after yesterday’s two over par 74 in the first round of the Quail Hollow Championship.

“I had a lot of issues out there trying to figure out where my balls were going to go,” Woods said.

Well, you may not know where they’re going but we all now know where they’ve been.

If you want to drive the same holes as Tiger, check out Miss James and Miss Sampson. Perhaps they’ll keep you coming back like Tiger did. But you can do it for a lot less now as just this week RealTouch introduced new Unlimited and Rental options where you can access any of the scintillating scenes you love most as much as you want. The Rental option will give you unrestricted access for a full seven days while the Unlimited option gives it to you for as long as you have your RealTouch. And there’s no limit on how many scenes you can purchase this way at RealTouch.com.

But what if it’s that girl you met in the bar last night that you can’t get out of your head or memories of that secret crush from work that’s shivering your timbers. Well, we’ve got an app for that now with a new feature that lets you use your RealTouch for free with no integrated video.*

So tune in, turn on, and plug in. Yeah, you know what we’re talking about.

(*As you know, RealTouch is not a standalone device and must still have an online connection to RealTouch.com in order to receive the digitally encoded haptic signals that instruct it what to do but there will be no charge for this service.)