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“Travel plays an important role in business growth in a down economy, by helping businesses connect with their customers,” says a spokesperson for the U.S. Travel Association. “It’s also clear from our survey results that the old maxim remains true; if you don’t take care of your customers, someone else will.”

It’s also clear that if you don’t take care of yourself no one else will.

Packing the car for that weeklong business trip in the morning. Better make sure you have everything you need. Cellphone? Check. Laptop? Check. The TPS reports for the meeting at Initech? Check. RealTouch? Check.

Wait a second…RealTouch?

According to Dr. Philip Goode, taking something like RealTouch, the high tech sex toy for men, on the road for extended trips is a great idea.

“Especially business trips,” says Goode, “because of the inherent stress and need for release and relaxation. The travel alone these days is crazy. Add on the pressure of business and the anxiety levels are mounting.”

With more than 200 million business trips being taken every year, that adds up. While many experts offer stress reduction tips like reading a book, exercising, or splurging on room service, none of those take care of what many business travelers really need.

Being away from the spouse or significant other for a while may have some benefit but it also means that one’s opportunities for sexual release have been compromised.

Even if you want to take matters into your own hand, the cost of an inspirational in-room movie will be about $15 or more and who needs that on the bill when you file your expenses.

For those who are single, stepping out to find a temporary partner on a road trip is a time-honored tradition and the prime reason that hotels have bars. But even for them and especially for those with someone at home, it can easily increase stress as the chance for something to go wrong – an STD, your watch and wallet missing, your loved-one finding out to name a few of the harsher possibilities – even if it goes right. An escort will cost a couple of hundred at minimum.

Come on dude, hasn’t Tiger taught you anything?

But for many it doesn’t go right as it usually doesn’t go at all. An NFL coach once told his team that the reason he put a ban on them having sex the night before a game wasn’t because the sex wore them out. It was the five hours of begging that took the fight out of them.

RealTouch on the other hand is a sure thing. Skip the bar and pick the porn star of your choice – be she a hot blonde, a luscious MILF, or an Asian beauty – in a guilt-free, guaranteed to please encounter. And none of them will ever rat you out to TMZ.

So do your part for rebuilding the economy. Take care of business at night, get a good night’s sleep and be ready for that business meeting with Lumbergh in the morning.

Pack your RealTouch and be king of the road.